A Piece Of Advice

So, I've been trying to think of some advice for the world-at-large. There are so many people bitching and moaning about their problems anymore that I feel that it is my duty, as a pretentious know-it-all, to provide these people with a solution. During the pizza escapade, I believe that I unknowingly stumbled upon the perfect advice for the world. It is related as a cavemanesque anecdote:

Pan go into oven cold.
Pan come out of oven hot.
Head cold.
PUT HEAD IN OVEN!!!

This may, indeed, be the best advice that I've given anybody to date. Sure, I've turned a couple of lives around (who hasn't), but this one is VERY orthogonal.

I hope you take it to heart.